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This occurred to me during the last Presidential election: "Joe Six Pack," "Drinking The Kool-Aid," and "Voted Off The Island" were just a few of the news expressions that might beguile someone who wasn’t raised in America, who doesn't keep pace with our popular culture, or who's a Presidential candidate over the age of 70, Clonazepam For Sale. Buy Clonazepam online cod, So as yet another friendly Cool Rules Pronto public service, here are 10 expressions you should know. (Note: I'm not attempting to chronicle all slang in existence -- that's what Urban Dictionary is for, buy Clonazepam without a prescription. I just selected odd terms that have become so commonplace that they appear in newscasts.)
Joe Six Pack: In America, Clonazepam price, beer is often sold in bundles of six cans. It's usually the cheapest of beers, and it's easy to carry one bundle in each hand, order Clonazepam online c.o.d. Clonazepam For Sale, Hence, for working class American males --- many of whom are named Joe -- thirst is not quenched by an elitist glass of wine, but by a couple of six packs from a convenience store. Interesting side note: someone with well-defined abdominal muscles is said to have "six pack abs" because of the way they appear, Order Clonazepam from mexican pharmacy, but most Joe Six Packs have bellies resembling kegs from all that drinking.
Soccer Moms: Joe's counterpart in this election is the Soccer Mom. (Sarah Palin changed it to "Hockey Mom.") Soccer Moms are middle-class white suburban women who can afford to skip work and take their kids to soccer practice, buy Clonazepam from mexico. They're usually pictured driving monstrous vans or SUVs. Soccer Moms and Joe Six Packs rarely mingle outside of election rallies, Clonazepam For Sale. Order Clonazepam, Switftboat: In the 2004 U.S. Presidential election, a hitsquad of veterans who served on Vietnam swiftboats with Senator John Kerry slandered his military record, online buying Clonazepam. Kerry failed to defend himself against their attacks, Australia, uk, us, usa, canada, mexico, india, craiglist, ebay, and his subsequent loss is widely attributed to this "swiftboating." Today it refers to any particularly heinous attack on someone's character or reputation.
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Drinking The Kool-Aid: In 1978, cult leader Jim Jones persuaded 907 members of his Peoples Temple in Jonestown, Guyana to commit suicide by drinking Kool-Aid (a sweetened beverage) laced with cyanide, buy Clonazepam no prescription. I'm certain that Kool-Aid brand managers are not happy with this association, Buy Clonazepam from canada, since there's no proof that the sweetened punch was actually Kool-Aid, but pop culture can be brutally unfair. Since then, where can i find Clonazepam online, "Drinking the Kool-Aid" has referred to the act of believing anything a leader or group tells you, Buy no prescription Clonazepam online, without questioning its truthfulness.
Hail Mary: In American football, a "Hail Mail" is a play of desperation, in which a quarterback throws the ball as far as he can in slim hopes that a teammate will catch it and score a touchdown, Clonazepam For Sale. It's a very risky play with little chance of success, and is usually only attempted on the last play of a game (though some opportunists will do it on the last play of the first half), buy cheap Clonazepam no rx. It now applies to any desperate move by a losing team, Buy Clonazepam online no prescription, particularly in politics.
It's Not Over 'Til The Fat Lady Sings: This is an old phrase referring to operas that end with a fat woman singing. Sportscasters say "it's not over 'til the fat lady sings" to encourage viewers to keep watching in case the losing team stages a comeback, Clonazepam samples. Clonazepam For Sale, Other sportscasters prefer Yogi Berra's statement of the obvious, "It ain't over till it's over." Considering that most Americans in 2008 have never seen an opera, and would have to be forced at gunpoint to attend one, this particular expression will probably soon hear fat ladies singing its own death knell.
15 Minutes of Fame: In 1968, Order Clonazepam online c.o.d, American artist Andy Warhol said, "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes." He was close: with YouTube, online buy Clonazepam without a prescription, everyone is famous for approximately 3-5 minutes. Buy cheap Clonazepam, (See Miss South Carolina...)
Voted Off The Island: On the TV show "Survivor", contestants live and compete on a deserted island. At the end of every episode, order Clonazepam, one contestant is voted out by the others and sent home a loser. Where can i buy cheapest Clonazepam online, Oddly, this is highly entertaining. Hence, "voted off the island" means getting kicked out of a group or company, Clonazepam For Sale.
Jump The Shark: My favorite expression also has roots in television, where can i buy Clonazepam online. "Jump The Shark" refers to a laughably bad episode of the once-hit TV series "Happy Days" in which a character decides to waterski over live sharks. Clonazepam price, Since this show was supposedly about ordinary people in the 1950s, the absurd plot was a sign that the writers had officially run out of ideas. Now, australia, uk, us, usa, canada, mexico, india, craiglist, ebay, whenever a TV show or an actor's career declines, people speculate on the exact moment -- usually the most embarrassing one -- where they "jumped the shark." The phrase is also applied to Presidential candidates, but fortunately, not to bloggers... yet.
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