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[caption id="attachment_2038" align="alignleft" width="151" caption="Just chillin'"]Just chillin'[/caption]

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There's another problem with this whole campaign: it makes for bad drinking. I found this little nugget on beer marketing in the July 2009 issue of Wired:

"The mountains on a Coors Light can are poor arbiters of taste. Buy Clobazam Without Prescription, The peaks turn blue at 'optimal drinking temperature,' or 39°F and colder. But beer loses flavor at that temp: It releases fewer volatile chemicals, and your tongue's ability to taste bitterness is diminished. Luckily, with Coors that makes little difference."

See, I'm not the only geek with an anti-Coors 'tude. The alpha geeks just use wicked terminology like "volatile chemicals," which is a lot more convincing than me saying "lame, dude."

Now, Coors Light once did talk about its beer in its advertising -- sort of: "The Silver Bullet Won't Slow You Down." But that slogan never made sense to me, either. After all, Coors Light is still technically a beer, and beer contains alcohol and, well, alcohol does slow you down, particularly when you're thrown by the mechanical bull into the foosball table.

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Now that's just cold, blogger boy, just cold.

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I was so stoked to see Boston Beer Co. Buy Paxipam without prescription, expanding that I bought shares in the company, which has proven to be one of my few good stock investments. (SAM has also been battered by the current economy, but not as badly as my radio investments.) Not only do I dig a cold Sammy now and then, order Paxipam from mexican pharmacy, there's a lot to be admired about the company: CEO Jim Koch inherited three generations of brewing expertise, he's a former Boston Consulting Group exec who doesn't believe in long-term debt, Purchase Paxipam online, and he treats his employees well. Paxipam For Sale, Although Sam Adams' product-centric TV commercials won't win any creative awards -- an experiment with a costumed "Sam" character was underdeveloped and short-lived -- I've come to enjoy one expression of their marketing...

"What's On Tap"

[caption id="attachment_1180" align="alignright" width="375" caption="Samuel Adams' Beer Dudes"]Samuel Adams' Beer Dudes[/caption]

I regularly read Boston Beer Co.'s "What's On Tap" newsletter not only because it talks about my favorite beer, but also because it doesn't come from a corporation: the "from" line doesn't say "Boston Beer Co." or "Samuel Adams"; it says "Andrew & Bert." These two Boston Beer Co. employees write in the first-person plural ("we") and address the reader in the second-person ("you"), online buy Paxipam without a prescription. More importantly, their writing has personality. Buy Paxipam no prescription, Really. (That whooshing sound you hear is all the corporate drones across America gasping at the concept of a company having a personality.)

Compare that to the usual corporate e-spew that sounds like a bad press release, like this actual opening line from another newsletter I receive:

"The Gas Company is committed to creating ways to help customers manage their energy use and save money."
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Hello Frederick:

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But not to worry, this doesn’t mean that you have to stop drinking Samuel Adams. Paxipam For Sale, All draft beer is perfectly fine and most of our bottled beer is not in these possibly affected bottles. Where can i find Paxipam online, It’s easy to spot the bottles we’re recalling: they are all embossed to say “N35. at the base of the bottle below the label (see photo on web site). We are working with our wholesalers and retailers to ensure that the affected bottles are removed from stores quickly.

We wanted to be sure that our loyal Sam fans are aware of the problem and know that we are doing everything we can to address this situation quickly, Paxipam pharmacy. We are disappointed that because of these bottles supplied to us, we didn’t live up to your expectations as a loyal Sam Adams drinker, Paxipam For Sale. We believe that we are taking all the right steps to ensure that the bottled Samuel Adams beer out there meets our quality standards and your expectations. If you have any questions about the recall, Order Paxipam no prescription, we created a special web site and a toll-free number 1-888-674-5159 to answer your questions.

As always, we appreciate your support.

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On a more lighthearted note, I just got this from Andrew & Bert last week:

Dear Frederick, where can i buy Paxipam online,

We are interrupting your regularly scheduled What's On Tap programming to bring you a very exciting announcement from us, Andrew & Bert and the Boston Brewery... Order Paxipam, We are proud to announce the arrival of the Samuel Adams Imperial Series. A series of three beers that represent some of the biggest and most intense beers we have ever brewed.

The Imperial Series includes two new beers, Samuel Adams Imperial Stout and Samuel Adams Imperial White plus an amped up recipe of the legendary Samuel Adams Double Bock, Paxipam For Sale. You can find all of the stats on the website (will be up in a couple of days, we're told) but Jim wanted to be the one to tell you about them, buy cheap Paxipam no rx. So, the office guys got some cameras, Paxipam price, came into the brewery and filmed this little segment. Hope you enjoy it.

We just bottled the Samuel Adams Imperial Series this week, so it won't be in market for a couple of weeks, Paxipam for sale, probably closer to the end of February. Paxipam For Sale, In the meantime, Jim wanted to get you guys some information on them personally.

We think these beers are pretty amazing and we hope you feel the same. Where can i buy cheapest Paxipam online, We'd love to know what you think about these beers when you taste them or even about receiving emails like this, so just send us an e-mail with your feedback.

Cheers.
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Consider all the great marketing elements in this newsletter:
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  • Link to video (one way to track if the newsletter is working)
  • Invitation to send feedback
  • At the very end (not quoted above) a link to "Share this with a friend" to get more mileage from the newsletter
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There's a great term for emails that people subscribe to but never read: "bacn" (pronounced "bacon") -- the voluntary equivalent of spam, buy no prescription Paxipam online. For example, I get iTunes' "New Music Tuesday" newsletter every week, but never read it, Paxipam For Sale. As much as I worship Apple marketing, "New Music Tuesday" is an exception, since it's simply an impersonal ad that comes from "iTunes Store." It's facile and dull. I keep getting it simply as a reminder to score my free iTunes downloads every week. So, in essence, it's bacn. Apple, free your writers.

"New Music Tuesday" is also proof that, even if your subject matter literally rocks, you can still fail to connect if you don't add that personal touch.

So before writing your next newsletter, be sure tap your inner beer dude. Just remember to proofread it after you're sober.

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Other Posts About Beer Marketing:

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[caption id="attachment_2667" align="alignright" width="216" caption="Un-Wired Ad in Wired Magazine"]Un-Wired Ad in Wired Magazine[/caption]

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I then decide I can make fun of them in my blog. Indeed, it's now my responsibility to trumpet this factoid:

Blue Moon = Coors!


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