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There's another problem with this whole campaign: it makes for bad drinking. I found this little nugget on beer marketing in the July 2009 issue of Wired:
"The mountains on a Coors Light can are poor arbiters of taste. Buy Clobazam Without Prescription, The peaks turn blue at 'optimal drinking temperature,' or 39°F and colder. But beer loses flavor at that temp: It releases fewer volatile chemicals, and your tongue's ability to taste bitterness is diminished. Luckily, with Coors that makes little difference."
See, I'm not the only geek with an anti-Coors 'tude. The alpha geeks just use wicked terminology like "volatile chemicals," which is a lot more convincing than me saying "lame, dude."
Now, Coors Light once did talk about its beer in its advertising -- sort of: "The Silver Bullet Won't Slow You Down." But that slogan never made sense to me, either. After all, Coors Light is still technically a beer, and beer contains alcohol and, well, alcohol does slow you down, particularly when you're thrown by the mechanical bull into the foosball table.
Yet, somehow, Coors Light is still the #3 selling beer in America, Buy Clobazam Without Prescription. I guess for some good ol' boys, hanging out with your buds and watching beer cans change color makes for a full evening...
Now that's just cold, blogger boy, just cold.
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